As the August 21st total solar eclipse draws nearer, excitement over the event is reaching fever pitch. As is often the case with celestial happenings, unusual people and behaviors are coming out of the woodwork. Case in point: a California man who wrote a Craigslist post beseeching a woman to conceive a child with him during the eclipse.
“Wanted woman who wants to conceive child during totality eclipse in OR,” reads the post.
“I am 40 years of age, caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure,” it begins. “My looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal.”
Striking a tone that almost sounds cult-like, the man seems to have a poor understanding of both human evolution and sexual intercourse.
“When totality occurs,” he writes, “we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.
“We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun,” he writes. “Everything will be aligned in the local universe. Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.”
The post, which has since been removed, is featured below: