Most Demented Christmas Horror Movies
Well, Christmas is upon us. Time to go to sleep and wait for an old fat man in a red robe to slide down your chimney and creep around your house in the dark. Ever thought about old Santa wielding an axe? Or what about a zombie uprising on Christmas? We were going to list the best Christmas horror movies of all time, until we realized how ridiculously stupid most of them are. So, instead we’re going to gift you with a list most demented Christmas horror movies:
The Gingerdead Man (2005)
Rare Exports is hands down the greatest holiday horror movie of all time. Conceived with brilliant humor, awesome horror, and mind blowing cinematography, this pic is a rare treat. This is not only essential viewing but also the perfect holiday movie for a horror fan!
Silent Night, Zombie Night (2009)
This one is pretty self-explanatory. A zombie uprising takes place on Christmas Eve; kids find severed heads under the tree waiting for them, bloody finger stocking stuffers, and undead bodies sliding down the chimney.
Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)
An extremely bad citizen is tracking down every Santa in London and slaughtering them in creative ways, one of which includes something called a Santa Claustration.
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
After witnessing his parents being murdered by a man dressed like Santa Claus, a young boy grows up to become a serial killer. This barn burner came out in 1984 and has retained a pulpy cult following ever since.
“They don’t work for Santa anymore!” Hybrid inbred neo-Nazi elves come after a group of teens, looking for blood, carnage and hot sex.